That’s two massive prizes!

The Skylanders Swapforce figures are worth about $45, which is cool, but the video dance stamp of me treating the disco floor with contempt is priceless. You can even upload it to your own Facebook page and inspire others with my hypnotic life-affirming grooves. (If you have no idea what a video stamp is read about it here.)

*For Australian residents only

To enter for a chance to win just watch me counselling a young couple in the video below (a session so insightful it makes Dr Phil sound like a yapping cocaine-covered shitzu terrier being carried off by a sniffling Paris Hilton as she runs from the latest Lindsay Lohan car crash) and tell me what Jim and Shaniqua really need to improve their relationship.

Leave your tip in the comments below or on my Facebook page. Be funny or serious or whatever but remember that Jim and Shaniqua really need help and your suggestions might even inform my advice in the next counselling session.

I’ll pick the best comment on Sunday night and send the Skylanders figures and the personal video stamp message of me dancing to a 70s disco megamix to the winner’s house, express post, first thing Monday morning so you can get them under your Christmas tree and have a very disco Christmas.

If you could give this competition a share on your favourite social media site that’d be cool too but I won’t hold you to it.

Party on, disco-Christmas-style! And now to Jim and Shaniqua…