When I worried out loud on The Reservoir Dad Facebook Page about the psychological damage I might be doing to two-year-old Maki by calling him by the pet name Pooper Scooper I was sucked headfirst into a Facebook support group.
I’m worried no more!
Check out some of the crazy nicknames parents give their kids (submitted by Reservoir Dad readers)…
Add Your Nickname To The List! (Updated Jan 2013)
Fat Head, Bruiser, Poo-jammer, Is A Bell Necessary On A Bike, Scraps, T-bone, Fat-Gut Piddle Pup, The Mop, Pooh Bear, Chip, Booger, Bubbles, Itty-Bitty, Fat Chops, Bubblicious, Gooby, Doodle Poodle Bug, Mr Benny Grumbles, Princess Pumpkin Noodle Andi Pandi Fancy Pants, Relly Pinch A Belly, Possum, Mot, Monkeybutt, Chickenbutt, Destructo-Baby, Spiegl Grommet, Scoogie Poo, My Maggots, Boy, Maddy Pootaddy, Fanny Anny, Freddy Fartbag, Freddy, Bubble Bum, Boomba, Noodle, Popsy, Chicken Poo, Pickle, Space Monkey, Punk Rocket, Cheeky Chops, Mr Pants, Possum poo, Moo, RatBoy, RatGirl, Wiggle, Wiggly Bum, Wiggly Worm, Wormy Bum, Haggus Ratbaggus, Marmalade, My Little Poo Head, Spangla, Grommet, Boogs, Bull Frog, Lala, Stinky, Muski Butterfly Marshmallow Poop Face, Pumpkin head, Griselda Guts, Bogalina Snots, Princess Rumblebum, Widget, Sprocket, Splatter Pants, Farty Face, Mcnulty, Twiglet, Piggly Pants, Fartpants, Chicken Head, Pumpkin Pie, Chicken McLicken, Tombelina, Shelley Belly Bing Bong Choo Choo, Woody Lumpkin, Hugoffanous Rex, Chicken, Munchkin, Pudding, Chubby Guts, Ferret Bum, Charpei, Chiapet, Axylotyl, Chichi, Charlerella, Charbungle, Charbear, Stinky Malinky, Lurch, Dylbert, Grumpy Teen, Dylonicus, Grum, Boogs, Baby Chicken, Quinny, Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Queeny, Girtie Gullinganhoffer, Fat Head, Furniss Brister, Plerkalotti, Mr Bumzies, Bum Bum, Turd Burger, Sun Bum, Butt face, Fart bum, Stinky Minky, Mary Kididlehopper, Fanny Fanakapants, Knucklehead, Bam Bam, Feryl Beryl, Squishy, Smelly-Bum, Boof, Squirt, Captain Juicy Cup, Turd Burger, Crankenstein, Grumblestiltskin, Bash And Crash, ButtSquirt, Turdburgler, WeeWee, Booger Brain, Snot Face, Phlegm Features, Little Johnny Fart Sack, Turd Chops, Monkey Nuts, Spongebob Stink Pants, Scruffy the Field Mouse, Fez, Taco, Burrito, Thunder Thighs, Munchkin, Peanut, Butter Butt, Coconut 1, Coconut 2, Rugrat, Ice Man, Bing Bong Head, Cheeky Shit, Shithead, Cheeky Bum, Fart Ass, Pain In Ass, B1, B2, Princess Pop Off, Archie Bella Doogus, Flabumba, Kinley Ace Pimple face, Sooky Lala, Pimple Face, Ferral Cheryl, Magoo, Fleabag, Bengibum, Tink Girl, Flow Mo, Poopy Cat, Stinky Bag, Miss Piggy, Scuzbucket, Turdous, Tripper-head, Rizzle-bizzle, Chook, Chicken N Gravy, Fanny Bellane…
Added 23 Jan 2013
Monkey, Chicken, Boo boo, Lala, Colonel Mustard Balls, Tish, Sis, Mr Mac, Magoo, Yo Yo, Nemo, Bumbo, Poo-poo bum-bum wee-wee head, Lo-me-jojo, No-me-jojo, Lomo, Nomo, Monkey bum, Mischief moojoo, Farty bartfarst, Stinky bum McPooplehead, Pini-in, Fiest , JJ, Plum, Maisey, Doobie Doo, Spud Nuts, Serendipity Toodles (shortened to Troopie), Crazy Coconut, Ratbag 1 2 and 3, Blowfly, Mighty Nugget, Mini Nugget, Nuggie, Chubba, Green Jellybean, Saussicon (shortened to Sossie), Joey Two-Fang, Poo Fingers, Lumpy, Nutty Nutbag, Muppet, Boofhead, Pumpernickel, Sourkraut, Head, Maebug, T-Rex…
Didn’t see your kid’s nickname here? Leave it in the comments below, Tweet me, or leave it on the Facebook Page and I will add it to the list. And please share to help grow the list!
Mine are Monkey and Chicken. I have no clue why.
Boo boo, and Lala for the same baby. Lala cause she was a little jaundice when born and well my partner called her boo bo.
Our 3 month old son gets called Colonel Mustard Balls – an ode to the state of things after a poo!
Pini-in, Fiest and JJ
We have:
Nemo
Bumbo
Poo-poo bum-bum wee-wee head
Lo-me-jojo
No-me-jojo
Lomo
Nomo
Moo
Monkey bum
Mischief moojoo
Farty bartfarst
Stinky bum McPooplehead
To name but a few!
Tish, Sis, Mr Mac or Magoo, Yo yo.
Tish was for Melanie as she laughed really loudly when we kissed her up the arm like they did on the Adams Family.
Meghan was Sis pretty obvious.
Mr Magoo or Mac because when David cried he had slitted eyes just like Mr Magoo.
Yo yo because David could not say Damian and it was around the time that he was strengthening his legs before walking and bouncing up and down all the time.
This is just as funny a read the second time around. Princess Pumpkin Noodle Andi Pandi Fancy Pants is standing out though – I’ve clearly got some work to do on my own children’s nicknames!
First child was Annaya so she got:
Naya-moo
Moo
Mooey
Mooster
Wingecarribee
Princess Fluffy-pants
Second child was Declan so he got:
Deccy
Deccy-wecks
Pudding
Pudding-boy
4 wheel drive (due to having a different crawl for different terrains)
Damian (from the Exorcist as he vomited like someone possessed)
Everyone has his list and I think I have enough ideas, for now. A baby’s coming to the family and a new name is in order =).