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I bought this t-shirt from ‘Go-Lo’ (I think – it may have been ‘Bi-Lo’, or ‘The $2 Shop’, or the ‘Please Buy This Shit It’s Almost Free Shop’).

The woman who served me – with eyes rolling at an incredible speed – said, ‘You’re not really a trophy husband are you?’

‘I live on my wife’s mantlepeice,’ I said.