When I worried out loud on The Reservoir Dad Facebook Page about the psychological damage I might be doing to two-year-old Maki by calling him by the pet name Pooper Scooper I was sucked headfirst into a Facebook support group.

I’m worried no more!

Check out some of the crazy nicknames parents give their kids (submitted by Reservoir Dad readers)…

Add Your Nickname To The List! (Updated Jan 2013)

Fat Head, Bruiser, Poo-jammer, Is A Bell Necessary On A Bike, Scraps, T-bone, Fat-Gut Piddle Pup, The Mop, Pooh Bear, Chip, Booger, Bubbles, Itty-Bitty, Fat Chops, Bubblicious, Gooby, Doodle Poodle Bug, Mr Benny Grumbles, Princess Pumpkin Noodle Andi Pandi Fancy Pants, Relly Pinch A Belly, Possum, Mot, Monkeybutt, Chickenbutt, Destructo-Baby, Spiegl Grommet, Scoogie Poo, My Maggots, Boy, Maddy Pootaddy, Fanny Anny, Freddy Fartbag, Freddy, Bubble Bum, Boomba, Noodle, Popsy, Chicken Poo, Pickle, Space Monkey, Punk Rocket, Cheeky Chops, Mr Pants, Possum poo, Moo, RatBoy, RatGirl, Wiggle, Wiggly Bum, Wiggly Worm, Wormy Bum, Haggus Ratbaggus, Marmalade, My Little Poo Head, Spangla, Grommet, Boogs, Bull Frog, Lala, Stinky, Muski Butterfly Marshmallow Poop Face, Pumpkin head, Griselda Guts, Bogalina Snots, Princess Rumblebum, Widget, Sprocket, Splatter Pants, Farty Face, Mcnulty, Twiglet, Piggly Pants, Fartpants, Chicken Head, Pumpkin Pie, Chicken McLicken, Tombelina, Shelley Belly Bing Bong Choo Choo, Woody Lumpkin, Hugoffanous Rex, Chicken, Munchkin, Pudding, Chubby Guts, Ferret Bum, Charpei, Chiapet, Axylotyl, Chichi, Charlerella, Charbungle, Charbear, Stinky Malinky, Lurch, Dylbert, Grumpy Teen, Dylonicus, Grum, Boogs, Baby Chicken, Quinny, Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Queeny, Girtie Gullinganhoffer, Fat Head, Furniss Brister, Plerkalotti, Mr Bumzies, Bum Bum, Turd Burger, Sun Bum, Butt face, Fart bum, Stinky Minky, Mary Kididlehopper, Fanny Fanakapants, Knucklehead, Bam Bam, Feryl Beryl, Squishy, Smelly-Bum, Boof, Squirt, Captain Juicy Cup, Turd Burger, Crankenstein, Grumblestiltskin, Bash And Crash, ButtSquirt, Turdburgler, WeeWee, Booger Brain, Snot Face, Phlegm Features, Little Johnny Fart Sack, Turd Chops, Monkey Nuts, Spongebob Stink Pants, Scruffy the Field Mouse, Fez, Taco, Burrito, Thunder Thighs, Munchkin, Peanut, Butter Butt, Coconut 1, Coconut 2, Rugrat, Ice Man, Bing Bong Head, Cheeky Shit, Shithead, Cheeky Bum, Fart Ass, Pain In Ass, B1, B2, Princess Pop Off, Archie Bella Doogus, Flabumba, Kinley Ace Pimple face, Sooky Lala, Pimple Face, Ferral Cheryl, Magoo, Fleabag, Bengibum, Tink Girl, Flow Mo, Poopy Cat, Stinky Bag, Miss Piggy, Scuzbucket, Turdous, Tripper-head, Rizzle-bizzle, Chook, Chicken N Gravy, Fanny Bellane… 

Added 23 Jan 2013

Monkey, Chicken, Boo boo, Lala, Colonel Mustard Balls, Tish, Sis, Mr Mac, Magoo, Yo Yo, Nemo, Bumbo, Poo-poo bum-bum wee-wee head, Lo-me-jojo, No-me-jojo, Lomo, Nomo, Monkey bum, Mischief moojoo, Farty bartfarst, Stinky bum McPooplehead, Pini-in, Fiest , JJ, Plum, Maisey, Doobie Doo, Spud Nuts, Serendipity Toodles (shortened to Troopie), Crazy Coconut, Ratbag 1 2 and 3, Blowfly, Mighty Nugget, Mini Nugget, Nuggie, Chubba, Green Jellybean, Saussicon (shortened to Sossie), Joey Two-Fang, Poo Fingers, Lumpy, Nutty Nutbag, Muppet, Boofhead, Pumpernickel, Sourkraut, Head, Maebug, T-Rex…

Didn’t see your kid’s nickname here? Leave it in the comments below, Tweet me, or leave it on the Facebook Page and I will add it to the list. And please share to help grow the list!