We’re coming to the end of what I have retrospectively dubbed Rhys Week and the wrap-up is going to be the best part, I think, because it features Rhys Muldoon in one of his most vulnerable on-screen moments.

For the lead up you can read the Prequel To The Interview. Or follow the formal script I’ve supplied here:

Celebrity Guest – Rhys Muldoon!

Scene 1

INT. RHYS AND RD’S BEDROOM – NIGHT

RHYS has just turned away from RD to go to sleep. RD remains supine, staring at the ceiling, fingers interlaced across his chest.

RD
(whispering)
Rhys… are you asleep?

RHYS
(suddenly)
What the fuck? What’s happened?

RD

Bloody hell! Overeaction much? I need to talk… I’ve been vlogging a bit lately and…

RHYS
(sitting up and screaming)
You’ve been what?

RD
(shouting)
Nothing! Just vlogging. They’re vlogs… video webllogs for my website.

RHYS
(laying back down)
Jesus. Your website. Right. What about it?

RD
I really think they can be of great service to the world.

RHYS
Like a shot of adrenalin to a slumbering human?

RD
(screaming and teary)
Why can’t you just listen to what I say? One fricken time?

RHYS
(places hand on RD’s arm)
What do you need?

RD
I want to help people to save time for their families and their personal goals… cause housework is shit. And I just want some help… some ideas. Can you help me with this? Show some interest in my movies for a change?

RHYS
Can’t we talk about this in the shower tomorrow morning?

RD

Not if you want to get some singing practice in for Play School.

RHYS

Yeah… okay… let me sleep on it. I’m sure I’ll have a housework time saving tip by the morning….

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Scene 2

INT. RHYS AND RD’S BEDROOM – MORNING

RD has been pacing the room for an hour waiting for Rhys to wake up…

*If you can’t see the vlog watch it on YouTube here.